August 25, 2003

COMO FAZER AS COISAS
O grande Art Buchwald ensina como se criam algumas notícias: Do you think the Pentagon wants to destabilize Iran by force?"

"The United States has a lot of troops over there and they don't want to send them home if there is going to be another war next door."

"So what are you going to do?"

"Hang tough, leak stuff to the press that will reveal what the Pentagon is doing, publicly announce that Iran is also our problem, and see that Powell gets as much time on television as Rumsfeld. If we don't, Defense will turn the State Department building into a hangar for B-52s."

"I will quote what you have just told me and you can deny you said it."

"Good boy."
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